Saturday, May 23, 2009

Apparently Summers are Difficult.

One would think that, without a job and without classes, I would be blogging it up! But no... apparently occupation is the mother of blogging.

I will preface my first graduate post by saying: The summer will be slow. And... continue:

Things Adults Talk About, in no specific order:

1. EZPass

2. Aches and Pains

3. Sales and How Much Things Cost

4. Diseases (compliments TMcD)

5. How Lost Our (as in you and me, not the Adults) Generation Is (compliments TMcD)

6. Charlie Horses (IDK about this one... K suggested. haha)

7. The pleasantries of giving business to one company over another, and in conjunction...

8. The criticisms of businesses who do not deserve receiving business.

9. The way things (like well water and septic tanks) work.

10. What is the best way to kick children out of homes when the children are approaching 30.

11. The pros and cons of croquette vs. horse shoes

12. Which dressing is best for pasta salad, and a chronology of dressings used prior to the current pasta salad dressing.

13. Cell phones. Cell service. Hand-held technological devices, and how they can't figure them out but they can't remember how they got on without them.

14. Hitchhiking.

15. The best highways to use.

16. Tolls.

Did I miss anything?


Keren, rhymes w/ Heron said...

1. The Lottery, winning big, and other "life-changing events" that require randomness.

2. Naps

3. Menopause

4. Babies, and then subsequently, remembering our youth.

5. Mattress Padding

6. Coupons

7. Buying in Bulk

8. Nuclear Fall-out and stocking one's pantry.

9. The Weather. It's good, it's bad, it's always a suprise.

10. Leather car seats vs. fabric.

11. Squeaky and creaky things in houses that need fixing.

12. Public Access TV.